Razorback Premium Crew Socks

My Ol Man has a love-hate relationship with socks. He wears a 13D boot (lucky me, I know) so finding his size is work enough let alone making sure the elasticity holds up and doesn't fall down 47 times a day or scrunch under his toes. Dixxon flannels are unrivaled so I thought I'd be the good wife and treat his tootsies.

First off, the norm 8-12 Mens fit his Squatchpaws superbly. He says "It's like walking on clouds" with how soft and stretchy they are, yet thin enough for breathability cuz no wife likes sleeping with stankboot. They don't slink down, scrunch up or twist hairs, and I've been sworn to "never fish these out from under the bed". Reading between his lines however means he may never take them off, which makes me question trying the underwear. Hey, at least those are sold in multipacks.

There is simply no comparison to the quality that goes into Dixxon brand anything, and I am adding more to my cart between paragraphs. My apologies for the long review, but you legit just prolonged my marriage. Attaboy Dixxon, Mama's sleepin' in the bed tonight!😂💙